Happy Valentine's Day!!!

I was searching for Valentine's Day clip art today, and I found this poem, and thought it was too cute!

Hope ya'll enjoy it now, ya hear!

Redneck Valentine

Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue

And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.

Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, Which excite me in May.

You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway.

You're as graceful as okry Jist a-dancin' in the pan.

Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop Right out of the can.

You have all yore teeth, For which I am proud;

I hold my head high When we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, When you shave yore armpits,

Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits.

Still them fellers at work They all want to know,

What I did to deserve Such a purty, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape Yo're there fer yore man,

To patch up life's troubles And stick 'em in the can.

Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler Racin' through the mud,

Yet fragile as that sanger Named Naomi Judd.

Yo're as cute as a junebug A-buzzin' overhead.

You ain't mean like no fire ant Upon which I oft' tread.

Cut from the best pattern Like a flannel shirt of plaid,

You sparked up my life Like a Rattletrap shad.

When you hold me real tight Like a padded gunrack,

My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, Like the best vinyl sidin'.

Despite all the years, Yore age, it keeps hidin'.

And when you get old Like a '57 Chevy,

Won't put you on blocks And let grass grow up heavy.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie With a RC cold drank,

We go together Like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate For Valentine's Day;

They git it at Wal-Mart, It's romantic that way.

Some men git roses On that special day From the cooler at Kroger.

"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds From a flea market booth.

"Diamonds are forever," They explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, These will not do.

For you are too special, You sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, Without taste nor odor,

Better than diamonds it's a new trollin' motor.

-author unknown-

I hope you all have a Happy Valentine's day! My honey brought home my favorite desert from Romano's Macaroni Grill. I've mentioned it before in one of my "tagged" posts. You have to try this if you have one close by. They are called desert raviolli, and OMG are they heavenly!!!