My new name is DUMBO FARKLEDUNKIN!

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL
U FIND OUT WHAT
YOUR NEW NAME IS!

We all need a little stress-reliever! Right? Well, I received an email with this little bit of humor.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to
break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
lot more stressful days
than
not.

Here is your dose of humor...

The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And
the
Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
in which the evil
Professor
forces everyone to assume new names.

Do the following and then let me know what your new names are!!!

And remember this is for FUN!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your new
last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorillA
z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of
your new
last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s =fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice


Now wasn't that FUN!
I hope you all remember to reply with your new name!